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Check out my stop on the blog tour for Pixieland Diaries by Christina Bauer!
by Christian Bauer
Genre: YA Supernatural
Release date: 2020
Monster House Books
Summary:
WARNING
If you don’t like pixies, don’t read this diary.
If you don’t like loud-mouthed pixies who are really cool but sometimes get told they’re immature (for no reason), then definitely stop reading.
Oh, and if you’re His Awfulness The Elf Prince ‘Dare’ Darius, then you can kiss my butt. My hatred for you burns with the fire of a thousand suns. Thanks for getting me kicked out of Pixieland and exiled to attend some rando human high school on Earth. You’re the worst, even if you have a cute smile. And nice eyes. Your hair looks okay sometimes, too. But you’re still a creep and I loathe you.
And to everyone else: if you’ve read this far, then you better finish my entire diary.
My story is supernatural, whacked-out, and overall awesome.
THE SERIES…
Book One. Pixieland Diaries
Book Two. Calla
Book Three. Dare
Book Four. Ivy
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Excerpt
DAY ONE OF THE NEW ME
Dear
Diary,
Goodbye,
old me! This journal will track my transformation into an all-new Calla. Not on
the physical side, mind you. I’ll still be a fifteen-year-old pixie, five feet
tall with pink hair and violet eyes. Instead, what will change about me is
this: as of today, I shall never play another prank for as long as I live.
Definitely.
Maybe.
Hopefully.
Okay,
having a diary means being totally honest. It’s true that I’ve made this
no-prank promise before. But today the Elven High Council gave me another
super-long lecture on my so-called silly attitude. What a bunch of grumps. All
their panties were in a twist, too. Why? I just cast one little enchantment
that transformed the council’s shampoo into hair remover.
Which
was awesome, by the way. The council are way too snooty and into their looks.
Plus without their hair, the council rocks an alien vibe. And their silken
tresses will all be back to normal after a spell or two. I think. Prince Darius
says my magic is too powerful for my own good. He’s too cute for his, so we’re
even.
Anyway,
back to the council’s lecture. They reviewed this crazy-long list of how I
should act going forward. I wrote it all down super carefully:
Act
mysterious – always
Be
frivolous – never
There
was more on their list but what can I say? I got bored. The council also waah
waah waah-ed that if I didn’t change my personality and soon, then this was
my last warning. One more infraction and I would be kicked out of Pixieland, my
home within Faerie.
Exile
would be the worst, so I’m putting together a New Me plan.
Next
steps to the New Me: swap out my gossamer wings for a bat look … Only answer
questions with a long and mysterious ‘maaaaaaybe’ … And no pranks.
For
real, this time.
-The
New Calla
About the Author:
Christina Bauer thinks that fantasy books are like bacon: they just make life better. All of which is why she writes romance novels that feature demons, dragons, wizards, witches, elves, elementals, and a bunch of random stuff that she brainstorms while riding the Boston T. Oh, and she includes lots of humor and kick-ass chicks, too.
Christina Bauer thinks that fantasy books are like bacon: they just make life better. All of which is why she writes romance novels that feature demons, dragons, wizards, witches, elves, elementals, and a bunch of random stuff that she brainstorms while riding the Boston T. Oh, and she includes lots of humor and kick-ass chicks, too.
Christina graduated from Syracuse University’s Newhouse School with BA’s in English along with Television, Radio, and Film Production. She lives in Newton, MA with her husband, son, and semi-insane golden retriever, Ruby.
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I enjoy stories about pixies and fairies! This sounds like a fun and easy read! thanks for sharing 🙂
i feel the same way.
Love the excerpt from this book—it sounds really fun! Thanks for sharing!!
glad you enjoyed it. i did too and i do love the magical world. a great time to get lost in one
I could definitely sink my teeth into this series, Sherry!
i know. doesn’t it look good….