Teaser Tuesday #53 – Cookies: Sluts of the Snack World by Ken La Salle

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TeaserTuesdays-ADailyRhythm3Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of adailyrhythm.

Anyone can play along! Just do the following: Grab your current read. Open to a random page. Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page. BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!) Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!

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I gotta share this.

VROOOM

Jeff Gordon has always been my favorite Nascar driver.

HE WON!!!!!! the race in Martinsville.

It was a race that went right to the checkered flag.

A true nail biter, stand up and yell at the TV moment. Can you see me *happy dancing*

He is the first racer to be locked into The Championship in Homestead.

There will only be four and I am wishing him all the best.

He is retiring from full time racing after this year. 😥

For a couple of laughs, and since it has been a while, I thought I would share this again.

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Cookies:  Sluts of the Snack World by Ken La Salle

MY 56

Cookies can teleport.

There. I told you. Cookies can teleport.

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The lid flew open – blinding all of us inside – and I heard that thunderous tone of a human voice say:

I’m tired of chocolate chip!

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Suddenly, I was airborne, sailing through the clear blue sky…

(56% in Kindle)

SYNOPSIS

Goodreads Blurb:  Are the voices in your head listening to you? Oh yes. Yes, they are listening to you. They know what you’re saying. Sometimes, they talk back. Sometimes, they sing along. Sometimes, they write children’s book with hidden messages placed in plain sight with a neon bow because, hey, a little style never hurt anyone. (This, of course, ignores the Great Style Massacre of 1973.)

Welcome to “Fun To Grow On” – the new children’s book series for adults. These books are not for little children or big babies. Each story is filled with blood and violence, sex and swearing – Seriously. This series is for adults. These are not parodies of children’s books but original stories for adults who still have a lot to learn… as do we all.

“Fun To Grow On” presents the very first book in the series… Cookies: Sluts of the Snack World!

When a cookie gets herpes, he decides to ask God for a cure. Can he find God in time?
Someone fed a chocolate chip cookie equal parts of blinding self-awareness, cranberry vodka, and shrooms and asked him to tell his story. Here it is, with all the pageantry you would expect from a cookie… which is probably a whole lot less than you would desire.

Cookies: Sluts of the Snack World (Fun To Grow On Book 1)

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