I am so happy to share my review for Clea Simon’s new novel, Kittens Can Kill.
Check out this sweet little kitty kat cover.
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Kittens can Kill by Clea Simon is a cozy mystery. The title made me curious and the cover is so sweet, I couldn’t resist it. Do you think a cute little kitty kat could be a killer? Maybe the murderer is not the four legged kind of kitty kat.
Pru Marlowe could be called a critter whisperer. She is able to communicate with animals. She is a loner, unless you count her talking to cats and all the other animals she can converse with, until…
A murder brings a white fluffy ball of fur into her life. I loved the humorous conversations with Wallis, her cocky, snarky, cat.
I don’t think the household kitty kat can kill, at least not on purpose, but I’ sure people do, especially when there is a large inheritance involved.
Kittens Can Kill starts off with the murder and the action continues at a steady pace.
The storyline is predictable, but that’s okay. I love cozy mysteries and most of them are predictable. I enjoyed the story and the humorous writing style of Clea Simon. I loved the “sensitive” issue, the paranormal addition to the murder. The suspects were all suspicious to me and Clea kept me guessing until near the end. That is unusual for me and a big KUDOS to her for pulling it off. I would highly recommend adding Kittens Can Kill to your reading list. It is a purr-fect summer read.
I received an ARC of Kittens Can Kill in return for an honest review.
The dead donât keep pets. So when animal behaviorist expert Pru Marlowe gets a call about a kitten, she doesnât expect to find the cuddly creature playing beside the cooling body of prominent Beauville lawyer David Canaday. Heart attack? His three adult daughters angrily blame drug interactions, feline allergiesâand each other. And begin to feud over their father, his considerable estate, and that cute ball of fluff. While the cause of death is pending, each sister has an axe to grindâwith arguments that escalate when Davidâs partner reads out the will.
Pruâs special sensitivity to animals, which caused her to flee the cacophony of Manhattan for the quiet Berkshires, adds further problems. The local vet is overwhelmed as the animal hospitalâs money runs out. Thereâs a needy Sheltie and some invasive squirrels, too. But the dead manâs kitten, his former partner, and his troublesome family keep drawing âwild-girl animal psychic Pru back in. Despite the wry observations of her trusty tabby Wallis, now the wrongfully accused kittenâs guardian, and the grudging compliance of her cop lover, this may be one time when Pru canât solve the mystery or save the kitten she wants to believe is innocent. A single witness knows the truth about that bright spring morning. How far can Pru investigate without risking her own hidden tale?
Chapter One
Thereâs nothing cute about a death scene. Not the shards of the mug that rested in a puddle on the cold tile floor. Not the scent of the teaâacrid and sharpâthat now mingled with the mustier odors of a bodyâs last struggle. And certainly not the body itself, sprawled contorted beside the shattered ceramic, one arm reaching out for succor, the other frozen in rigor as it clawed at the argyle wool vest that covered the still chest.
No, there was nothing cute about the tableau that greeted me when I made my way into the kitchen of Mr. David Canaday, Esquire, after twenty minutes of pointless knocking. But the kitten that sat beside the puddle, batting at a metal button that must have popped off the vest in that last desperate effort? That little white puffball, not more than eight weeks old and intent as he could be on his newfound toy as it rolled back and forth? He was adorable. The cutest little bundle a girl could ever swoon for.
He knew it, too. As I stood there, staring, he batted that button toward me. Rolling around on its rounded top, it made its slow circular way toward my feet.
âPlay?â The message in those round blue eyes was clear. I was supposed to kick the button back. To get it movingâmake it livelier prey than the still man on the floor would ever be again. âBack to me?â
The button hit my boot, and the kitten reared up when I stepped back, his front paws reaching up to slap the air.
âNo, kitty. I canât.â I took another step back the way I had come.
âPlay?â And another.
I had no desire to kick the button. What I wanted to do was scoop up this little puffball and run.
To remove such an innocent creature from the horror before me. That had been my plan, even before Iâd walked into the room. Get the kitten, get out. Get on with my day.
That didn’t look like it was going to happen. Not now, and as much as I wanted to snatch the kitten up I restrained myself and, fiddling with my bag, found my phone while I took a third step and a fourth back to the kitchen door. As much as I wanted to grab up the kitten and run for dear life, I knew better than to disturb what just might be a crime sceneâor to remove what I assumed to be the only living witness.
Chapter Two
The paramedics arrived first, and for that I was grateful. They had the body on a stretcher by the time the daughter arrived, straps across those jolly blue diamonds and a blanket covering the soiled khakis below. Better still, they were the ones to tell her what that still, pale face should have. What had been patently obvious to me from the moment Iâd stepped into the room: Dad was dead. They were taking him to the hospitalâthat was protocolâbut thereâd be no sirens wailing because there was no great rush. Lucky for me, she opted to ride along.
I didn’t envy the paramedics. The daughter looked like the type who would fight them. Insist on CPR or defibrillation, even as the old manâs color faded to a muted version of that vest, the blood slowly settling in his back.
She didn’t look much better. Pale as dishwater, with hair to match. That hair, a listless bob, had been dark once, maybe as black as mine, but time had dulled its color and its sheen, much as it had softened what might have once been impressive cheekbones and a jawline that now sloped gently into a chubby neck.
Between that pallor and the way she had carried on, I had thought at first that she was the wife. Then I remembered: the old man was widowed. It was his daughter who had called me, asking for help in settling a new pet with an increasingly shut-in and by all accounts difficult elder.
âIt needs everything,â she had said when sheâd called. âShots, whatever.â
Iâd been bothered by that impersonal âit.â Sexing a kitten can be difficult, but this smacked of something colder. Still, Iâd said Iâd call Doc Sharpe, our local vet, to set up a well-kitten visit and silently figured on adding taxi and escort charges.
In the meantime, Iâd told the daughter that Iâd drop by to set things up. As the woman on the phone had gone on, though, Iâd begun adding services. Neither she nor her father had expected this kitten. She had errands to run, sheâd said, and sounded particularly put out by its sudden, unannounced appearance.
Itâthat impersonal âitâ againâhad been an unexpected gift, the caller had said. And while that sounded odd, I wasn’t going to question it. Not if they were willing to pay.
That gig was shot, I thought as I watched the ambulance from the shelter of an eager rhododendron, blossoms ready to pop.
Sure, I could bill for my time. Iâd certainly charge for the load of supplies in my car. But I wouldn’t count on getting paid, not soon anyway. Spring and my business usually picked up. The tourists started filtering back, and the seasonal condos filled with troubled dogs and angry cats, all confused by the very human idea of relocating for fun. But even though the May days were growing soft, my client base hadn’t warmed up yet. Iâd been counting on this job for at least a few regular checks.
âMama? Where did you go?â The soft cry brought me out of my musing. Male, definitely, though still much more a baby than a boy. Spring. I looked through the bushâs dark green leaves for a nest. For a den in the dark, damp leaves beneath the trees.
âWhere are you?â
The kitten. Of course. With all the hubbub, the tiny animal must have been spooked. Must have darted for safety and gotten outside. I couldn’t recall anyone mentioning the little cat as they strapped the old man to the gurney and bundled his daughter in for the ride.
âPlay?â
The kitten was determined, Iâd give him that. And he seemed to have gotten over his fright. I looked around. The EMTs had left the door ajar when they first stormed in, and the little fellow probably snuck out. Normally, Iâd cheer him on. Self-determination is a virtue that I applaud, but a baby is a baby, after all.
And while the east side of Beauville might look nicer than our shabby downtown, part of the appeal was its old-growth woods.
I thought of the foxes that would be nesting soon beneath those trees. And the fishers, and a few other predators, all of whom would be looking for a tasty morsel for themselves or their own young. Nature, right? With a sigh that probably revealed more about my human nature than Iâd care to admit, I dropped to my knees. Besides, it wasn’t like I was doing anyone else any good just then.
âIâm here, little fellow,â I called out softly, peering around the shrubbery. âWhere are you?â
He didn’t answer, not that I really expected him to. I should explain that this is odd for me. I have a sensitivity, you see.
Some people might call it a gift. I can pick up what animals are thinking, hear their thoughts like voices in my head. Yes, I know how nutty that sounds. Thatâs why I keep my particular sensitivity to myself, although I have a feeling that others are growing suspicious.
But the thing about picking up animalsâ voices is that they donât talk like you or I do. They have no need for meaningless conversation, and they certainly donât chatter just to hear themselves speak. And so although I tend to perceive their voices in human termsâthat kitten asking for its mother, for exampleâthatâs just my weak human brain trying to make sense of what Iâm really getting. Which was a young animal coming to terms
with its environment. That kitten wanted to play, because playing is its jobâhow it learns to hunt, to survive. He had appeared to address me because kittens, like all mammals, learn from their mothers, their peers. From the world around them. He wasn’t calling to me, specifically. He was reaching out, because he was alone.
Alone. That was part of what I was getting, but there was something else, tooâan undercurrent of loneliness and confusion, a jumble of noise and fear andâŚ
âBack to me? Kick it again?â
Boredom? Well, as I’ve said, play is a young animalâs job.
And while I didn’t necessarily want to play kick the button, I was grateful for the repeated plea. The voice was clearly coming from inside.
I turned back to the silent house. Although Iâd walked in with no problemâBeauville still being that kind of placeâsomeone had thought to lock the door. Luckily, the latch was a simple one, and it gave way quickly to the thin blade of the knife I always keep close at hand. This wasn’t breaking-and-entering. Not really, I told myself as I closed the door carefully behind me. Iâd been hired to take care of a kitten, and thatâs what I was going to do.
âKitten? Hello?â As I’ve said, I wasn’t really expecting an answer. What I was doing was announcing my presence, trying to sound as nonthreatening as I could, which for me meant voicing my thought in the form of a question.
âBack to me!â I tried to echo the thought I had picked up. The kitchen remained still and apparently empty. I proceeded through the open archway into what appeared to be a living room. âYou there?â
âPlay with me!â That insistent voice. âWhy wonât he play with me?â
I didn’t have the heart to tell him, but I had to. âHeâs gone,â I said.
âGone?â The question bounced back, like that button. The small creature was trying to make sense of my response. Of the word. I kicked myself. I wasn’t doing the kitten any favors with my euphemism. Animals live or die in the physical world, and despite this oneâs infant appeal, he probably had a better sense of reality than most of the humans in this town.
âDead,â I said, summoning the memory of the still, cold body.
âGone?â The damage had been done, and I felt the confusion as the kitten continued to roll that wordâthat conceptâabout in his tiny feline brain.
âCatch me!â The button appeared, rolling in a slow semicircle from under a chair. âLetâs play!â
âKitten?â I ducked down and leaned beneath the coffee table.
There, eyes wide, crouched the little creature. Heâd taken refuge from all the commotion. Up close, I could see he was undersized and a little ragged, more ready to pounce than to groom. I reached for him and he reared up, batting at me with cool paw pads. âOkay, little fellow.â I scooped him up, and as he nuzzled against my shirt, I felt a wet spot on his back.
âFeels like you’ve been trying to wash.â No wonder his fur looked patchy. âOr did you get splashed?â
***
I sniffed the kitten and caught something funky. Tea, I hoped, and not something more gruesome. I didn’t think I was imagining a slight mint scent, and any puddles on the floor where the body had fallen had been trampled into dark stains. Mimicking my action, the kitten stretched around to sniff the wet spot, and promptly sneezed.
âGesundheit, little fellow.â He looked up at me, eyes wide, and sneezed again. An adorable little snort, prompted perhaps by that touch of mint. But I’ve been in this business too long not to think of the other possibilities: feline viral rhinoneumonitisâFVR, better known as feline herpesâfor example. Not fatal, but something to manage. At any rate, I held the little creature under the tap for a moment. He was young enough
to take my impromptu bath without too much fuss and was purring as I rubbed him down with a dish towel.
âExcuse me.â The voice behind me made me twirl around and the kitten jumped to the floor. He landed by a pair of cowboy bootsâturquoise blueâattached to jeans that fit like a second skin. On top of these, a womanâs face scowled at me, the eyes wide and regal. âBut who are you, and what are you doing in my fatherâs house? And what are you doing with my kitten?â
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